For the Discriminating Male

Taiwan is Slinging Frat-Trash Hash

The USC frat-trash sex scandal is becoming tedious, what with the entire world talking about it, which is likely what the two tacky participants hoped for to begin with.  Does anyone else see a Fox “reality” series from this?

Normally, I’d say we shouldn’t feed the media monster.  However, some of the “poking” is mildly entertaining.

Courtesy of Next Media Animation

May Be Offensive. I Find it Funny.

French sex ed.  I don’t know if it prevents STD’s but it’ll teach you a few things  you probably hadn’t thought of.

Friday – A Slightly More Tolerable Version. Or, Thank God for Stephen Colbert.

Y’all! Get Back Now!

Easter Trauma

In-eggitable Loss

via Humor-in-Photos-and-Pictures.blogspot.com

The Drawback to Warm Weather

Is it time already?

Found via UberChicforCheap.blogspot.com

Why Teachers Drink

Why Teachers Drink

Thanks, Deidra! 

 

It Could Always Be Worse

Really Bad Job courtesy of http://thejobspot.ryerson.ca/

Sometimes it takes another perspective to make you appreciate what you have

When you have an “I Hate My Job” day   Try this out: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken… Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: “Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.” Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, “I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.” REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ARSE THAN YOURS

Hateful Begets Hysterical

Alexandra Wallace didn’t understand the instructions for her class project in How to Win Friends and Influence Others 101.

She Failed.