gary’s fine jewelry and stuff

8088Design’s Shop Announcement

i need money becuse i havne none left and i need food and vodfka money and the truckin compny are being jerks so im having a 34 perfecnt off sale on my jewrley and look that dont include shippings because john at the pos toffice is a total jerk and i odnt like that guy and tehy said i have to refund the 34 perfcent on the paypals so yeah but im jhaving a sale please buy my jewelry please im gonna be out of booze in liek 2 days and i cant have thatmy name is gary i started making jewelry cuz my wife left me. she left a whole box of beads in the basement and i didn’t know what to do with it i make really good jewelry and if anyone disagrees we are not friends i use my son kevin as a model hes not very good but i cant afford a real one. he complains that the clothes i make him wear are too bright and revealing but he owes me money so whateveri give hijmm a place to stay and no one likes him i know what the people want and he dont because he didnt finish college then he tells me that i didnt either but that doesnt matter i make jewelry im also a trucker but that isnt important to jewelry people come look at my shop and buy my stuff its really pretty thank you love gary.
kevin told me to put this in here don’t know why im the dad i should tell him what to do but no he gets his attitude from his crappy mom

http://www.facebook.com/pages/garys-fine-jewelry-and-stuff/336497962533?v=wall

kevin what do i do with that stupid tweeter thing you made me oh your gonna put it in here ok i dont know how to do this stuff this internet is scary

           
I can’t tell if Kevin enjoys humiliation or if he needs rescuing.
It appears that  his dad, Gary, is in some kind of trouble again.  His site evidently sold out following his big 34% off sale and  he may be on an extended drunk.  Talent like Gary demonstrates in his jewelry can’t be explained solely as unique, God-given talent.  It stands to reason that chemicals of some sort are involved in the creative process.  Mixed with some misplaced anger.  Stirred up with some good-ol’ American redneckedness.
I’m still conflicted about Kevin.
If Gary ever returns to jewelry design up, you, too, could be a proud contributor to excessive alcoholism and COPD from Marlboro abuse.

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